There’s a satirical news show from England called “The Mash Report”, and one of their sketches has been making the rounds.  It’s about a man who ruined his weekend away with his girlfriend, by saying what he was really thinking. A “reporter” interviews the couple, and the woman says when she asked her boyfriend what he was thinking, she expected to hear something tender or romantic. Then the reporter asks the guy what his answer was, and he says he was thinking, “Pigs are much bigger than you expect.”