Please Lord, Give Us A Vikings Win


After the last couple of weeks I have decided that the Vikings need some divine intervention. So I offer this prayer as we get ready for the game tonight.

“Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day a Vikings win, and forgive us our previous failures as we attempt to leave them in the past.  Lead us not into turnovers, but deliver us from the sack.  For thou hast the power to cloud the minds of our opponent, and fill us with the strength of Samson and the Wisdom of Solomon.  And we’ll be thankful forever and ever (or at least until next Sunday).  Amen.