You would think someone who calls himself “ninja” would know how to slice bread.  A streamer named Tyler “Ninja” Blevins was on the YouTube cooking show Bon Appetit, and the recipe was “egg-in-a-hole bacon and cheese sandwich.” Well, somebody posted a clip from the show and you see him standing in front of a loaf of bread completely baffled on how to slice into it.  He also sliced the avocado wrong. . . going right through the middle of the pit.

i just watched 28 year old tyler "ninja" blevins struggle to figure out how to cut two slices of bread out of a loaf pic.twitter.com/4TJm1BOR6o

— robert law (@itsroblaw) December 10, 2019