Passenger Concerned With Aerodynamics

A Russian man put the “freak” into “frequent flyer” last week by trying to board an international flight stark naked — because ditching his clothes made him more aerodynamic.

The man, whose name was not released, was dressed normally when he arrived at Moscow’s Domodedovo Airport, but once he got to his gate, he disrobed and made a dash for the jet-way. According to an onlooker, the portly passenger reportedly “shouted that he was naked because clothing impairs the aerodynamics of the body. He flies with more agility when undressed.”

Eyewitnesses said he did not appear drunk, but it sounds like his tray table did not go all the way to the upright position. (Moscow Times)

 

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