A Minnesota Judge Has Granted a Temporary Retraining Order Against Winter

A Minnesota judge has ” granted” a temporary restraining order against winter ahead of another possible snowstorm. The comic restraining order was filed Thursday by “Citizens of Minnesota”against Minnesota Meteorologists, Old Man Winter, and Mr. Snow.” Hennepin County Judge Kevin Burke, who appears to be just as fed up with winter as the rest of us, signed the restraining order Thursday, ordering the defendants not to allow any more snowfalls this winter. “Minnesotans are hardy people,” Burke wrote in his decision. They enjoy winters and have a good relationship with the defendants. But there comes a point when the trust between the parties is ruptured. For many Minnesotans, we have reached that point. Below is the Judge Burke’s legal decision.

 

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